Aha-ha hurry, hurry step this way Aha-ha hurry, hurry step this way Now the show you're going to see is strictly high class There'll be ten hoola dancers shaking their grass So step right up and put your money down This way to Carny Town We got a man so skinny you can see his bones We play on his ribs like a xylophone With a pair of spoons we get a rockin' song You'll hear it all, in Carny Town Hurry, hurry, hurry, the house is almost full We got a two headed cow and that's no bull There's a man who swallows swords and he never gets hurt He eats razor blades for dessert He's just about the sharpest guy around You'll see him here, in Carny Town Aha-ha hurry, hurry step this way