[Piano arpeggiated] | | | {4 times} Ever since I was a young boy I played the silver ball. From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all. But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall. That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays mean pinball. He stands like a statue, becomes part of the machine. Feeling all the bumpers, always playing clean. Plays by intuition, the digit counters fall. That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays mean pinball. He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist. A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist. How do you think he does it? (I don't know.) What makes him so good? Ain't got no distractions, can't hear no buzzes or bells. Don't see lights a-flashing, plays by sense of smell. Always gets a replay, never tilts at all. That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays mean pinball. He can't beat me now I've always been the champ. I know every trick - no freak's gonna beat my hand. [Instrumental x 4] 4/4 bars |: | :| Even on my usual table he can't beat my best. His disciples lead him in, and he just does the rest. He got crazy flipper fingers - I never seen him fall. That deaf, dumb an blind kid sure plays mean pinball. He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist. A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist. He's a pinball wizard, he's scored a trillion more. A pinball wizard the world's new pinball lord. He's scorin' more. He scored more. 4/4bars |: :| I thought I was the Bally table king [STOP] but I just handed my pinball crown to him. To him. To him | | | | (sometimes |