Went to a party just last night Wanted to bring the year in right Woke up this morning I don't know how Last night I was a happy man, but the way I feel right now It's gonna be a FUNKY NEW YEAR FUNKY NEW YEAR Ooo, Ahh, got to be a FUNKY NEW YEAR FUNKY NEW YEAR Can't remember when I ever felt worse Nothing matters and everything hurts They were passin' round the bottle, made me feel brand new Trouble with the new man he wants a hit too, hit me FUNKY NEW YEAR FUNKY NEW YEAR oooooo, it's a FUNKY NEW YEAR FUNKY NEW YEAR FUNKY NEW YEAR FUNKY NEW YEAR Lord, mmm, FUNKY NEW YEAR Nurse I'm worse FUNKY NEW YEAR I got to perk up a little FUNKY NEW YEAR My hair hurts FUNKY NEW YEAR FUNKY NEW YEAR FUNKY NEW YEAR FUNKY NEW YEAR FUNKY NEW YEAR A party baby Never again FUNKY NEW YEAR FUNKY NEW YEAR Who's shoes are these FUNKY NEW YEAR FUNKY NEW YEAR Party hardy baby FUNKY NEW YEAR FUNKY NEW YEAR What year is this anyway?