Picture this, you and me in the morning Kissing over the coffee you're pouring It could be like that every day Hate it that I wish you were - Hoping that I'm a better replacement With the guys that you're always out chasing Or should I accept things I can't change? Hate it that I wish you were - I wish you were gay so you could just hold me Call me your babe instead of your homie Don't know what to say But I wish you were gay I wish you were gay so it would be easy For me to say that I'm catching feelings And I know you're straight But I wish you were gay Now I see you get off of the subway Haven't seen you in months but it's okay I'd forgotten but I feel the same Hate that I still wish you were - You walk up and I'm dreading the small talk With your boyfriend, he's drowning my ear off So I lie and I say I can't stay Hate it I still wish you were - I wish you were gay so you could just hold me Call me your babe instead of your homie Don't know what to say But I wish you were gay I wish you were gay so it would be easy For me to say that I'm catching feelings And I know you're straight But I wish you were gay We'd be so good Give me one look I know you don't mean it when you come to flirt The dreams that I'm having are just getting worse x2 I wish you were gay so you could just hold me Call me your babe instead of your homie Don't know what to say But I wish you were gay I wish you were gay so it would be easy For me to say that I'm catching feelings And I know you're straight But I wish you were gay I won't trade for roses for your heart I won't wait forever in the dark