From: Kate kate39@mail.ru May I have your attetion please? May I have your attention please? Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up? I repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up? WeТre gonna have a problem here. Yall act like you never heard a white person before his rhymes are a bore punk kid tryin to be hard core(yo wuz up?) And Marshall Mathers is back worse than before makin us snore whining in the microphone ItТs the return of the oh wait no wait youТre a fool you didnТt pay money for this cd,did you? And Dr. Dre did *man giggling* everything you idiot without DreТs beatbeds your as good as dead The worldТs had enough of Eminem ChickyChicky Even his girlfriendТs cheatin on him! Look at him walkin around Living off dre acting so cool But heТs really kinda weak though Little Twit blast me on his new cd Why? cuz I turned him down for a date *hehe* As for the question of who came first was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst IТm sorry Slim but this is gonna hurt They both came closer than you ever will jerk Your song is on my nerves Your song is on my nerves Your kinda lucky cuz you got more fame than you deserve That is the message that I deliever to little kids That you can become famous and never know what talent is Of course theyТre gonna like you Of course they do Your like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on "Silver Spoons" You ainТt nothin but a product Packaged to be bought up You know a year from now You wonТt be thought of So you write about dead animals and cannibals someday youТll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals *hoohoohoo* And thereТs a million women just like me that think like me That all can see that slim shady is just a boy dealing with puberty so if you agree scream louder than me YouТre slim shady yes youТre the real shady You sound like Peter Brady You get quite irritating So wonТt the Real Slim Shady please shut up Please shut up Please shut up YouТre slim shady yes youТre the real shady You sound like Peter Brady You get quite irritating So wonТt the Real Slim Shady please shut up Please shut up Please shut up