I saw Mrs. Parker at the store today, she was buyin' some food I walked up to her and I said "Hey!" "When's the baby due?" She said "Baby?" "I'm not having a baby," "what you talkin' about?" I said "Sorry... Mrs. Parker" I put my foot in my mouth (chorus) I got my foot in my mouth, guess I should watch what I say, I got my foot in my mouth, it's prob'ly better that way I took my brother to the mall last Christmas, to see Santa and his sleigh, I said "Aren't you glad that you're old enough," "to know that Santa is fake?" He said "Fake? Santa's not fake!" "What you talkin about?" I said "No, I didn't tell ya Santa was fake!" "I said...Santa's great..." I put my foot in my mouth (chorus) "here's the last verse" I was braggin' to a friend of mine how I ran over this cat, I said "His name was fluffy, cause I read the tag..." "right after I squashed him flat" She said "Fluffy? My cat's name is Fluffy! He was my best friend." I said "No, I didn't say his name was Fluffy!" "I said his name was... Twinkles" here I go again... (chorus x2)