- - - - - - - - - - (x2) - - - - - - Should have known this They say that I'm from Mars and you're from Venus But I tried it anyway Who am I to think that I can understand your brain That's insane I guess I love you That's the only explanation for what I do When you are around Girl, I get so crazy when I look into your eyes Makes me think that I am gonna take you Right down to the station Where I'll buy you one-way ticket out of town Then I'll send you A postcard from the farthest place from there And I'll sign it "I'm so glad that you ain't here" And then I'll build you a big old ugly statue Of my new girlfriend The one I left you for Then I'll send it .O.. express mail to your door That's exactly what I'll do As soon as I don't love you anymore That's for sure I've got this theory That the women of the world Are out to get me And I know of one who tried She seemed to think I could be her friend for life Girl, think twice 'cause friends don't kiss me And they pay for their own ticket at the movie So I hope you brought some cash And you and all your other friends Can do what you want to But girl I think we're through I guess I'll drive you Way out in the country Where I'll leave you With nothing but your clothes Then I'll watch you Get smaller in the mirror as I drive And I pray to God that you'll survive So you can see me On every single station of your TV Singing about you And making money Just think of all the things I could afford Well, I won't spend a nickel on you 'cause I don't think I'll love you anymore Bridge: You might think that I sound angry (But girls have driven him so crazy) I won't be held accountable (He can't be held responsible) For what I'm about to do to you I think I'll take you Right down to the station Where I'll buy you one-way ticket out of town Then I'll send you A postcard from the farthest place from there And I'll sign it "I'm so glad that you ain't here" And then I'll build you a big old ugly statue Of my new girlfriend The one I left you for Then I'll send it .O.. express mail to your door That's exactly what I'll do As soon as I don't love you I'll drive you Way out in the country Where I'll leave you With nothing but your clothes Then I'll watch you Get smaller in the mirror as I drive And I pray to God that you'll survive So you can see me On every single station of your TV Singing about you And making money Just think of all the things I could afford I won't spend a nickel on you 'cause I don't think I'll love you anymore Ending: Yeah that's exactly what I'll do As soon as I don't love you...anymore - - - - - - - - - - - - -