Welcome to the music - welcome to the Guitar man Know you're gonna love it - gonna do the best we can And to help us along - think we're gonna need us a band Lately we been playin' - travelin' in the jets and cars Smilin' at the people - lookin'at the rock and roll stars I tell you Carnegie Hall's better than those honky tonk bars Well if it's true what music can do To soothe the savage beast like they say Well just relax and lie on your backs 'Cause beastly is the way we play Now we're through talkin' - gonna speak another day Love to play it funky - love to hear the symphony And to star us along - Larry's gonna play it in "C" Don't touch that dial - won't you come and stay for awhile.