Well the woman that I love she's got a hook in her nose Her eyebrows meet she wears sexy damn clothes She screams when I stutter and she walks with a hop I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop You know I love her yeah I love her I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world If I ever lose her I'll go insane I go Heaven crazy when she calls my name She says baby baby baby I l-l-l-love you There ain't nothing in the world that I wouldn't do You know I love her yeah I love her I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world The woman that I love she's got two flat feet Her knees knock together walking down the street She cracks her knuckles and she snores in bed She ain't much to look at but like I said I love her yeah I love her I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world (She's so ugly.... gotta be ugly....) I don't mean to say that she's got nothing done She's got a weird sense of humor that's all her own When I get low she sets me on my feet Got a five inch smile but her breath is sweet You know I love her (she's so ugly) yeah I love her (man she's ugly) I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world (she's so ugly.... man she's ugly) (gotta be ugly.... woman be ugly) (ugly ugly.... she's so ugly) Well the woman that I love she's got a hook in her nose Her eyebrows meet she wears sexy damn clothes she screams when I stutter and she walks with a hop I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop You know I love her yeah I love her I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world