[tom] i want to fuck a dog in the ass [mark] he wants to fuck a dog in the ass [tom] i wanna fuck a dog I tried to fuck your mom in the ass Tried to fuck your dad in the ass could only find the dog....and his ass [mark and tom] we wanna fuck a dog in the ass we wanna fuck a dog in the ass we wanna fuck a dog [tom] I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass [mark] Aarrh me and me first mate ya scurvy cur! [tom] tried to fuck a fucking pirate but I've found the dog [mark, in mexican accent] Ahh that was no pirate man that was thine own sister [music stops] [mark] its a Mexican pirate [music continues] [mark and tom] We want to fuck a dog in the ass We want to fuck a dog in the ass wanna fuck a fucking dog [mark] fuck you