Blink 182 Dude Ranch 1997 MCA Records Submitted by: paramore_fans@yahoo.com Tuning: Standard EADGBe Tracklist: 1.) Pathetic 2.) Voyeur 3.) Dammit 4.) Boring 5.) Dick Lips 6.) Waggy 7.) Enthused 8.) Untitled 9.) Apple Shampoo 10.) Emo 11.) Josie 12.) A New Hope 13.) Degenerate 14.) Lemmings 15.) I'm Sorry ___________________________________________ 1.) Pathetic Key: Chords used: x698xx 022100 x24442 466444 244322 x3 Mark: I know I'm pathetic I knew when she said it Tom: A loser a bum's what she called me when I drove her home Mark: There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting Tom: I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone Mark: You got you got you got to help me out Tom: And I'll try not to argue Mark: No one no one no one likes a drop out Tom: Mistakes are hard to undo Mark: Don't pull me down this is where I belong Tom: I think I'm different but I'm the same and I'm wrong Mark: Don't pull me down this is where I belong tom: I think I'm different this is where I belong Interlude: x3 Mark: I think it's disgusting believing and trusting Tom: If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove Mark: Although it's amusing it's slightly confusing Tom: I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move Mark: You got you got you got to help me out Tom: And I'll try not to argue Mark: No one no one no one likes a drop out Tom: Mistakes are hard to undo (Repeat Chorus 1) Interlude: x4 Mark: Don't pull me down this is where I belong Tom: I think I'm different (hold) this is where I belong __________________________________ 2.) Voyeur Key: Chords used: x32010 x02210 133211 320003 And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow The lonely guy I am I wait for her to change I've been here two days I'll sure be here tomorrow I'd eat her all if she were on my dinner plate (and I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet She caught me once but I don't think that she cares now Unlike before her view is now blocked by a leaf (Repeat Chorus) Bridge: I bet this last time's the one time too many The rush of waiting is burning through my head Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week He kicks my ass so much that filthy white inbred I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window Her dad is big and I've never seen his face I've been here two days and I'll sure be here tomorrow My lady's so sweet she likes to entertain (Repeat Chorus) (Repeat Bridge) Mark: Bass Solo x6 x2, (hold) _________________________________ 3.) Dammit Key: x4 its all right to tell me what you think about me i won't try to argue or hold it against you i no that your leaving you must have your reason the season is calling your pictures are falling down (INTRO)x2 the steps that i retrace the sad look on your face the timing the structure did you here i fucked her a day late a buck sort i'm riding the report i'm losing and fading when i move i'm failng (The chords ,,, play through the whole song so you also play it in the chorus) Chrous: it will happen once agin your turn to a friend someone to understand whos got a master plan put everybodys gone and i've been here for to long to face this on your own WELL I GUESS THIS GROWING UP and maybe i'll see you at a movie sneak preview you show up and walk by in the arm of that guy and are smile to your way the retay the showray its O K it won't last we he's gone i won't come back (Chrous) (intro) x4 __________________________________________ 4.) Boring Key: Chords used: x02220 x24432 x476xx xx0232 022100 466544 x46654 x4 You don't need nothing (hold) And I know that you won't even try Don't wait for me to help you It's too late for any of my advice No trust All I got is lies Boring All right Interlude: Misplaced your values (hold) Forgot the importance of being right Don't sit there and act humble I've heard your story a thousand times (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: x4 Bass Solo: (hold) ___________________________________________ 5.) Dick Lips Key: Chords used: x476xx or x42220 xx0232 x02220 022100 244222 x2 Please mom You ground me all the time I know that I was right All along And I'm hoping Remember I'm a kid I know not what I did Just having fun Refrain: You couldn't wait for something new And yesterday I thought of you It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late I fell through Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before Interlude: x2 Shit dad Please don't kick my ass I know I've seen you trashed At least one time Can I blame it On one of my dumb friends It's been awhile Since I have used that line (Repeat Refrain and Chorus) (Alright) Interlude: x4 x4 (Repeat Chorus) end on (hold) _________________________________ 6.) Waggy Key: Chords used: x02220 244222 xx0232 x24432 , x2 Watching your house shrink away in my rear view mirror As I drive away Wishing that I could take back all those words that meant nothing That I didn't say I'm trying to be what you want me to be But it's so damn hard to keep playing the part of the fool Week after week I think you need some time alone You say you want someone to call your own Open you eyes You can suck in your pride You can live your life all on your own Interlude: x2 Is this all going to be just another time That we play this game I've tried to convince you that things could be different but somehow they end up the same But what did you expect from me What am I supposed to do You say that you're starting to feel like you're getting lost Well I do too I don't want to live this lie again I know I'll get it right but I don't know when I'll open my eyes I've got something inside I'll just jack off in my room until noon Bass Solo: x2 Interlude: x2 It's never over till it's done And I don't think that you're the one (Repeat x4) (hold) _________________________________ 7.) Enthused Key: Chords used: xx0232 x02220 x24432 320033 022030 x2 Beat changes from slow to fast x2, x2 A I strungout crazy or not allowed To be the one who gets stupid over you Lazy (lazy) laidback (laidback) maybe you're just on crack Why am I the one who gets A fucked up and confused GO! Interlude: x4 x2 She doesn't care at all She doesn't care at all She doesn't care about those times we never shared at all Interlude: x4 If I were the last Of the few who always ask Would you still be the same person that I knew And if it's for me (hold) Another boring story I swear I'll act enthused Beat switched back from fast to slow (hold) _______________________________ 8.) Untitled Key: Chords used: x24442 022100 244322 466444 x2 I think of awhile ago We might have had it all I was so stupid then You needed time to grow But now just as things change As well my feelings do In time things rearrange I am so sick of chasing you But what do I get cause just seem to lose You make me regret those times I spent with you And playing those games as I wait for your call And now I give up so goodbye and so long Interlude: Beat Changes from moderate to punk rock fast!!! x2 It's not a change of pace This time I'll get it right It's not a change of taste I was the one there last night You have your other friends They were there when you cried Didn't mean to hurt you then Best friends just won't leave your side (Repeat Chorus 1) Interlude: x4 It's not a change of pace This time I'll get it right It's not a change of taste (hold) I was the one there last night When I needed you most When I needed a friend You let me down now Like I let you down then So sorry it's over (hold) (ahh...) _________________________________ 9.) Apple Shampoo Key: Chords used: x32010 320003 x02210 133211 xx0231 She didn't mean to deceive you believe me But sometimes the hardest part is conceiving Refrain 1: The good intentions that you had Now only came to this And although she saw the mark The arrow missed It isn't exciting reciting the stories Of kind words turned hurting when routine gets boring Refrain 2: Both getting tired of punk rock clubs And both playing in punk rock bands The start was something good But some good things must end Interlude: x2 And she said "It could never survive With such differing lives One home one out on tour again We may never come back The strike of a match The candle's buring at both ends" Interlude: x2 And now she knows too much And I'm too fucked up It's awkward trying to make my move I'll pretend that I'm fine Show up right on time But I know I'll never be that cool Refrain 3: I never wanted to hold you back I'm just trying to hold on But my chance is gone I know just where I stand a boy Trapped in the body of a man and I'll take what you're willing to give And I'll teach myself to live With a walk on part of a background shot From a movie I'm not in Interlude: x2 Bridge: She's so important And I'm so retarded Refrain 4: And now I realize I should have kissed you in L.. But I drove home all alone As if I had a choice anyway Where are you coming from? What are you running from? Is it so hard to see? And if you're feeling scared Remember the time we shared You know it meant everything (everything) You know that it meant everything to me You know that it meant everything to me x2 (hold) _______________________________ 10.) Emo Key: Chords used: x24442 x46654 x02220 022100 x244222 466444 022200 022300 022400 (x32) (x2) One more time you will laugh without it And he'll never try to give you more And I don't care cause he is such a dick He treats you like you a stupid whore And it seems like things will never change You go on every cloud is in your way And I know you feel empty all the time You'll never listen to anything that I say She's better off sleeping on the floor because she fell right off when all are said you know It's okay to just want more Interlude: x2 Why leave when you claim it is love? But why stay when you're not the only one? She's proved she's strong Be brave be strong. (Rpeat Chorus) Bridge: Bass part translated in guitar (x4) She's better off sleeping on the floor She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) She's better off sleeping on the floor She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) She's better off sleeping on the floor She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) She's better off sleeping on the floor She's better off sleeping on the floor ________________________________________ 11.) Josie Key: Chords used: x24442 466444 022100 244322 x46654 x4, Bass Solo: x3, , Mark: Yeah my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive and she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys she laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does she brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because (yeah just because) Mark: And my girlfriend likes U.L. and ... and she's so smart and independent I don't think she needs me quite half as much as I know I need her I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer Refrain: Mark: And when I feel like giving up like my world is falling down I show up at 3 am she's still up watching Vacation and I see her pretty face it takes me away to a better place and Tom: I know that everything I know that everything I know that everything Mark: everything's gonna be fine Tom: I know that everything I know that everything I know that everything Mark: everything's gonna be fine Mark: Yeah my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road and it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge she laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does she brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because (Repeat Refrain) (Repeat Chorus twice) Bass Solo: x3, , (Repeat Chorus twice) _____________________________ 12.) A New Hope Key: Chords used: 320033 x02210 x32010 xx0232 022000 244322 x2 x2 i've got her in my head At night when i go to bed And I know it sounds lame But she's the girl of my dreams And of course I'd do anything for her I'd search the moons of Endor I'd even walk naked through the deserts of Tatooine Princess Leia where are you tonight? And who's laying there by your side Every night I fall asleep with you And I wake up alone Interlude: And even though I'm not as cool as Han I want to still be your man You're exactly the kind of Alderranian that I need But when you were available I was drinking Colt 45's with Lando I was hanging out in the cantina on Moss Eisley (Repeat chorus) (hold) Beat Changes: Bass Solo: Interlude: plam mute x2 Beat Changes Back: x3 (hold) Bridge: Ohh ohh Princess Leia Ohh ohh Princess Leia (Repeat chorus) End on (hold) _________________________________ 13.) Degenerate Key: Chords used: x13331 133211 xx0231 x68886 X35543 x2 Crossed the street Naked at night Bent over to show some moonlight Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down Nude in a gutter is how I was found Thrown in a police car and the door slammed No noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed Now in prison for one month no one to see All I got is this guy Ben Dover Don't like hesh don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally cause she's fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk Took a shower cause I stunk Smoked a bong killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs Interlude: Fast: x2 Slow: x2 Went to a farm to tip some cows Forgot that I left my pants down Bent over to pick them up Felt a twelve gauge right in my hum didi hum The famer took me to his house Showed me the closet from the inside out The police came and took me away Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: Fast: x4 Slow: x2 (Repeat chorus) End on (hold) ___________________________________ 14.) Lemmings Key: Chords used: x24442 244322 466444 022100 x46654 x143xx x698xx x2 A freight train to the right feeling that sting of pride It's fucking with me it's fucking with you All's fair in love and war until you say it isn't but you're wrong Words on the back of flyers my clothes are in the dryer It means nothing nothing is changing La familia is dead and gone the children grew up and moved on Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time? I'm only asking for what is mine I wanted everything I got it and now I'm gonna Throw it away I'll throw it away (yeah) Interlude: x2 Time fading and a box of glazed pulling fly bys on days When we were young and innocent Elbow drop Sundays when Mark Eaton got beat to shit Laughing at the bands we hate all the spots we used to skate They're still there but we've gone our own ways I know it's for the best but sometimes I wonder Will I ever have friends like you again? (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: x2 (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: x2 x2 You're gonna drown in the mess you make Your self inflicted hate You turn your back on the friends you lose When they don't follow all your rules But people are what they wanna be They're not lemmings to the sea Maybe it's time you looked at yourself And stop blaming life (hold) on someone else ________________________________ 15.) I'm Sorry Key: Chords used: x02220 022100 244222 xx0232 476xxx x24432 x2 Tom: Don't bide your time Cause it is almost over And I know you're down And I'll see you around And I know it hurts But you're just getting older And I know you'll win (hold) You'll do it once again Beat Changes: x3, x2 Tom: Just yesterday It always seemed like such a dream We're unstoppable indestructable Nothing happens to our machine And there's no harm At least nothing we can see As for you not so true He couldn't choose where his road would lead Interlude: x2 Tom: What a loss You just lost all your sleep And we've always thought That this could never happen you see That it's so hard You gotta get up on your feet Cause the only way I gotta say Is to move on through the week Tom: Don't bide your time Cause it is almost over And I know you're down And I'll see you around And I know it hurts But you're just getting older And I know you'll win You'll do it once again Interlude: x2 Bridge: Mark: I'm Sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry (Repeat x4) Tom: will enter after mark's 5th time of I'm sorry This Happened to you This Happened to you (Repeat x2) (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: x2 Mark: Speaking to his dog Oh yeah, oh man, too many beers... Wha... what's going on? Ahh... yeah, there we go. Whoooo. Okay. Uh, no, wait, hang on a second... ahh, yeah. Rexie, here boy! Here Rex! Come on boy! Come on boy! Oh, good boy! Oh, you wanna drink, don't you! You're a little thirsty dog, aren't you! Come here boy, okay, here ya go, here, drink a little, there ya go, good doggy! Good doggy! Oh Rex, you like that, huh. I like you Rex.