I Have Decided to Join the Airforce Mother, I'm going to join the Air Force today I don't care what the neighbors may say But I'm going to join the Air Force today Mother, I don't care what my father might think Perhaps it's going to drive him to drink But I don't care what my father might think Don't ask me why, it's my mind and it's right Don't ask me why, it's my mind It's better, it's better than being alone Alone on the ground, now I find