Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy his new clothes
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man, mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops she`s a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the Queen
Only place that he`s ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man, dirty old man
Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy his new clothes
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man, mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops she`s a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the Queen
Only place that he`s ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man, dirty old man
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