Текст песни Arctic Monkeys - I Wish You Would Have Smiled In The Bakery

I Wish You Would Have Smiled in the Bakery (Acoustic) [Re-titled: The Bakery]
Arctic Monkeys
(By ear, based on radio acoustic session)

Update after release of the single: The single version is still based around this, just 
differently.

For some stupid reason this was declined a month ago.
Here's the re-post, it's 100% correct according to how it's played live.

It seems nobody bothered to tab this song out despite it being played live a few times
I thought I'd do it.
Great song, wish I'd wrote it.
Note: Chords in the middle "I wish I would have seen you down in the arcade" bit are
higher on the fretboard.

I wish you would have smiled in the bakery
Or sat on a tatty settee
At some mutual friend's gathering

And the more you keep on looking
The more it's hard to take
Love, We're in stale mate

To never meet is surely where we're bound
There's one in every town
                          ***
Just there to grind you down

***

I wish I would have seen you in the post office
Well maybe I did and I missed it...
Too busy with the mind on clever rhymes*

why not the rounder's pitch or the canteen?
You're slacking Love; where have you been?
Just had to go and wait until tonight...

Lead guitar solo:

Rhythm guitar solo:

So give me the invite...
                 ***
Don't worry it's alright...

***

I wish I would have seen you down in the arcade
Sipping on a lemonaid in the paper cup and chewing on the straw
and I wish I'd seen you in the bakery
         But if
seen you in the bakery... (PAUSE)  you probably wouldn't have seen me
Optional outro:     

*'Rhymes' is possibly 'Lines,' Tuner's voice is unclear.

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